PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius

hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

unretrieved:

I need $$
Not friends

coluring:

If I was hot I’d probably be super slutty.

weirdteenblogger:

still not exactly sure what studying is

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

wavesbreaking:

boygirlparty:

Brenda Song and Raven Symone run into each other at the gym and exchange numbers while Trace Cryus looks on. June, 2014

this is all too much

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

bro-winkle:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

I cry everytime

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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guccier:

am i hot no ((no))

am i talented ((no))

is that going to stop me from being rich and famous ((no))

barackobotm:

the american school system 

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© SAM